Latin

Dominus Illuminatio Mea

(The Lord Is My Light)

Mark Twain

Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority,

it is time to reform.

-Mark Twain

Classifed Bloopers

Classifieds

· Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
· A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
· Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
· For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
· Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
· Great Dames for sale. · Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. · Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours. · For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.
And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

Bulletin misprint

These are actuall misprints from church bulletins.


Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."


Thursday, at 4 p.m., there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the Pastor in his study.


During the absence of our Pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.


Tuesday at 4 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

Jim Eliot

“He is no fool
who gives what he cannot keep,
to gain what he cannot lose.
- Jim Eliot