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Thursday, January 11, 2007

Classifed Bloopers


Classifieds

· Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
· A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
· Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
· For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
· Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
· Great Dames for sale. · Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. · Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours. · For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.
And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

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