Latin

Dominus Illuminatio Mea

(The Lord Is My Light)

Mark Twain

Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority,

it is time to reform.

-Mark Twain

Classifed Bloopers

Classifieds

· Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
· A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
· Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
· For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
· Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
· Great Dames for sale. · Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. · Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours. · For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.
And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

Bulletin misprint

These are actuall misprints from church bulletins.


Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."


Thursday, at 4 p.m., there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the Pastor in his study.


During the absence of our Pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.


Tuesday at 4 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

Jim Eliot

“He is no fool
who gives what he cannot keep,
to gain what he cannot lose.
- Jim Eliot

The Word

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was with God in the beginning. Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. In him was life, and that life was the light of men. The light shines in the darkness, but the darkness has not understood it. -John 1:1-5

Christmas

Merry Christmas Y'all!!!

Cousins

My cousins Megan, and Jodi, well i'm there too, but I am not my own cousin.

Success

That a man is successful who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much, who has gained the respect of the intelligent men and the love of children; who has filled his niche and accomplished his task; who leaves the world better than he found it, whether by an improved poppy, a perfect poem, or a rescued soul; who never lacked appreciation of earth's beauty or failed to express it; who looked for the best in others and gave the best he had.

Thanksgiving

Well I had a sweet Thanksgiving. We got together with my Mom's side of the family thursday through friday. I had great fun playing with my eleven cousins including cute little two-year -old Graham. On friday we went to my Dad's side of the family, where I got to hang with my other cousins and play tons of card games Liar, which Gretchen always won, hearts, and the bidding game. We came home Monday. We enjoyed the look of the snow everywhere while we prayed that we wouldn't slide off of the road or get hit. The last few days I have been snowed in at my house and playing in the snow (tackleing Heidi to the ground, and building tunnels).

CATS

These are my cats, Tigger and Mocha.

-Mocha-

-Tigger-

Christianity

“The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and left untried.” – G. K. Chesterton

Dolphins

Aren't they pretty!

World

“The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing.” – Albert Einstein

Life

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It Goes On.

CraZy

I posted this on MySpace, well I think it is funny.
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Man Every Time I get on latley Nobody's here. What's up with that? You mean you got better things to do the sit online every minute. I didn't realize there was life outside of the internet and the t.v. Now you now why I'm so weird. My life is in the electronics. I would do stuff outside but it's boring unless you have someone to hang with. and all you guys live too stinkin far away. Don't worry about me, I'm just griping, one of fun things to do when bored. well bye everybody. wait a minute who am I talking to. Aww Man I talking to myself again. must be going crazy. I don't understand crazy people, they ramble on and on and on and on and on and on. They never realize that their not making any sense. Just on and on and on. It's a good thing i'm not crazy, I can't stand people who go on and on and on. and if I were crazy they would have to lock me up and then all I would see are blank walls on every side and burly men dressed in white waiting to drug me if I attack. You guys are so lucky to have a normal friend like me. And if you think I'm wierd you must be going Crazy. I don't understand crazy people or senile people...................................................................................................

Well these are the first of hopefully many more, Comedy, Wisdom, and Latin. Thanks for joining me today. -Nicole

SmarT!

i souport publik edekasion

-Omnia Vincit Veritas-

Truth conquers all things

Mark Twain

Work like you don't need the money. Dance like no one is watching. And love like you've never been hurt. -Mark Twain