More Murphy's

Murphy's Law of the Open Road:
When there is a very long road upon which there is a one-way bridge placed at random, and there are only two cars on that road, it follows that: (1) the two cars are going in opposite directions, and (2) they will always meet at the bridge.

Murphy's Military Laws:

The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

The further you are in advance of your own positions, the more likely your artillery will shoot short.

Murphy's Technology Laws:

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.

All great discoveries are made by mistake.

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

The first myth of management is that it exists.

The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.

Any circuit design must contain at least one part which is obsolete, two parts which are unobtainable and three parts which are still under development.

Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner.

Any simple theory will be worded in the most complicated way.

Any attempt to print Murphy's laws will jam the printer.