Misc. Famous People "Idiots"

“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.” –Al Gore, former vice president

“Half this game is ninety per cent mental.” –Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Philly’s Manager

“That scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I’m just the one to do it.” –A congressional candidate in Texas

“We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees.” –Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

“Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.” – Mayor Marion Barry, Washington D.C.

“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.” – Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” –Brooke Shields

“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” – Mariah Carey

“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn’t study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.” –Dan Quayle

“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.” –Britney Spears

“They’re wonderful. Which one’s your mom?” –Robin Williams after a celebrity showed him a picture of his parents

“I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.” –Greg Norman

“I’ve won at every level, except college and pro.” – Shaquille O’Neal

“Sorry, I don’t know much about you. I don’t follow tennis.” – Christina Aguilera to Tiger Woods, after he told her he loved her music.